By promoting actionable and synergized workflows, my high-proficiency and dynamic productive abilities can ensure profitability for any Professional Polycule.
Script Writing
Some of the world's largest production studios have seen, and passed on, my work.
Short-form Writing
Microplastics gave me ADHD; now I can't focus for longer than three hours.
Opinions on Moisturizer
Shouldn't you just figure out why your skin is dry to begin with?
Personal Touch
Everything I make, good or bad, carries my stink.
Accustomed to failure
Think you're teaching me a lesson by passing on my work? Think again.