My history The mythos
Despite my lack of accomplishments, I've actually been around for a while. I've got a lot of "country miles", I guess. Read my odometer below; kick my tires.
Education
Fort Lewis College
2014 - 2018BA in Philosophy and Political Science.
Everything I do is a front for partisan recruitment.
Unfortunately, there aren't a ton of "philosopher" roles open. Really says something about society, huh?
Experiences
English Editing
2022 - PRESENTEditing of academic transcripts for clarity, consistency, and professionalism (everything that I, personally, lack).
English Language Test Production
2020 - 2023Largest test vendor in the Japanese market; our company was mostly known for white collar crime.
Freelance Content Creation
2018 - PRESENTWe all gotta pay rent somehow. Sometimes it's by writing content for furniture companies.
Near-death
2013, 2020Man, these things get you thinking about things different! "I should quit my job", "I should go back to school". Thrilling!