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My history The mythos

Despite my lack of accomplishments, I've actually been around for a while. I've got a lot of "country miles", I guess. Read my odometer below; kick my tires.

Education

Fort Lewis College
2014 - 2018

BA in Philosophy and Political Science.
Everything I do is a front for partisan recruitment.
Unfortunately, there aren't a ton of "philosopher" roles open. Really says something about society, huh?

Experiences

English Editing
2022 - PRESENT

Editing of academic transcripts for clarity, consistency, and professionalism (everything that I, personally, lack).

English Language Test Production
2020 - 2023

Largest test vendor in the Japanese market; our company was mostly known for white collar crime.

Freelance Content Creation
2018 - PRESENT

We all gotta pay rent somehow. Sometimes it's by writing content for furniture companies.

Near-death
2013, 2020

Man, these things get you thinking about things different! "I should quit my job", "I should go back to school". Thrilling!